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When I got into skating, my mum bought me a Tony Hawk poster off the Internet. It’s the coolest present I’ve ever had, and it wasn’t even the most expensive. And it went straight up onto my bedroom wall, and I just got into the habit of telling it things. At first, I only told Tony about skating - I’d talk about the problems I was having, or the tricks I’d learned. I knew they would mean much more to a picture of Tony Hawk than they would to a real-life Mum. I’m not dissing my mum, but she hasn’t got a clue, really. So when I told her about things like that, she’d try to look all enthusiastic, but there was nothing really going on in her eyes. She was all, Oh, that’s great. But if I’d asked her what this or that trick was, she wouldn’t have been able to tell me. So what was the point? Tony knew. Maybe that was why my mum bought me the poster, so that I’d have somebody else to talk to.