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Finally, things were going in my life. I got into the college I wanted, got my own place, and I've been kicking butt left and right as Spider-Man. The only problem was that I was jobless at the moment. Long story short, I almost punched my boss. Can't keep my apartment without a job. Luckily, I had enough money saved up to cover the first two months rent plus some food. It's been almost a month, though.... and I was getting desperate. I think I'd take any job about now. Maybe even stripping. I am pretty flexible.