Hello, i would like to tell you about the best summer of my life.

The weather was very hot for most of the time, and my parents decided it was a great opportinity to spend couple of weeks on the sea shore, and we decided to go to Crimea - the region, recently annexed by my country and purged from the taint of ukranian scum. Crimea was a great place to rest and it helped me disocover my true inner self - i spent a lot of time walking the shore with a plastic bag, gathering stale faeces. It took almost the whole day to gather full bag, then i would return to our hotel and my mother would make different beatiful things out of them.

I liked Crimea very much!